DontEvenReply.com

[xxthat girlxx]

http://www.dontevenreply.com
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This website is amazing and has me in tears laughing at most of his emails.

[MoN]

Omg get the hell out of here those can't be real! Lmfao! People are freaking insane lmao

[xxthat girlxx]

Seriously. Isn't it great?!?

[SubyGirl8330]

hahaha

[arlia11]

those are great!

[MoN]

My favorite has to be the extra luggage, the guy kept writing back it was hilarious me n ed were almost in tears lmao

[xxthat girlxx]

My favorite has to be the extra luggage, the guy kept writing back it was hilarious me n ed were almost in tears lmao

I have cried laughing at some of them!

[Bu11dogg2]

weird

[xxthat girlxx]

Most recent entry, had to post it on here. :D

Helpful Mechanic
Posted at: 2009-10-07 11:21:36

Original ad:
I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed...but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!


From Me to ***********@**********.org

Hey, how's it going.

I'm a mechanic looking to do some work on the side, and I can probably help you out with your car. How bad is the damage to the car?

Mike

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Hi Mike. The damage isnt bad...my hood is bent and i think the headlight cracked...but I took it for an estimate and they told me i was looking at at least a couple thousand for repairs. im not sure if they are trying to rip me off so take a look if you want. sorry...this is the best picture i could get with my phone

thanks!

Attachment:
http://dontevenreply.com/images/maxima.JPG

From Me to Kristen ******:

Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.

How much were you looking to spend to get this fixed?

From Kristen ****** to Me:

wow i didnt think it was that bad...do you think you can fix it? i cant afford to spend alot of money on this.

From Me to Kristen ******:

I can absolutely fix it. I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again. Last time, bail was about $400 and I had to pay another $500 fine after court. As for the labor, it is going to cost you about $1500. Replacing the headlight fluid pump is very difficult, and will probably take a lot of time to do. So you are looking at anywhere from $1500 to $2400.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

ok thanks anyway. that is too much for me...ill just deal with it for now i guess

From Me to Kristen ******:

Kristen, I strongly advise you to get this fixed immediately. You will not pass inspection without a headlight fluid pump, and it is very dangerous to be driving without one. It is very likely that your car could catch fire and explode while you are driving.

Look, I understand you are on a budget and I'd be willing to knock a couple hundred bucks off of the cost of labor if I can have your car's CD player. You won't get a better deal anywhere else.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

what?! the other guy didnt say anything like that. im going to get a few more opinions first, ill let you know. thanks

From Me to Kristen ******:

Don't take too long - your car is in immediate danger.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag?

From Me to Kristen ******:

Whoever you talked to there obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Look, you can see it in the picture, you are clearly leaking headlight fluid. I pointed it out in the attachment, it is what the red arrow is pointing to. You can see it leaking from the headlight.

Attachment:
http://dontevenreply.com/images/fluid.JPG

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Ok ass hole...thanks for wasting my time

From Me to Kristen ******:

Sorry for trying to save your life. You'll be sorry when that fluid ignites and makes your transmission explode while you are driving.

[jessickascarling]

^^hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[MoN]

This site is so f-in funny i had to add it to my favorites and forward to everyone I know lol!

[MoN]

bump for new prank emails!!

[xxthat girlxx]

You are correct Mon!!! New ones are great!

[LogixSTI]

thanks for making my work day soooo much better!!!!
:D:D:D

[RagDoll]

LMFAO this made my day :D

"Barter My ***** Wife" <Gahahahaahahaha I snorted out loud in my cubicle :eek:
...and the comments on em are pricelessssss

[xxthat girlxx]

I love this website. I just laughed out loud at work reading about the one for catering services. HA.

[Bugichic]

Rofl!!!

[MoN]

Bump for new HILARIOUS e-mails!! :lol:

[MsLovely]

Fricken incredible. This just is awesome. I just hope I never get an email from him.

[xxthat girlxx]

Dude the crib stuff had me CRYING the other day.

[MikeGT]

This is awesome!

[xxthat girlxx]

The new one is good too. They always are - but had to say it anyway. :)

[MoN]

The Killverado will PULVERIZE YOUR CAR INTO A PILE OF DUST!


Bump for the noobs who havent seen this site yet... I cant get enough, this guy is to freaking funny... and Im bored at work :p.....there are a couple new ones added since the last bump..

CLick ME!! (http://dontevenreply.com/)

[djmatao]

Most recent entry, had to post it on here. :D

Helpful Mechanic
Posted at: 2009-10-07 11:21:36

Original ad:
I have a 1998 nissan that rear ended someone last week. There is some minor damage that need fixed...but I cant afford to go to a body shop..anyone who is willing to help for less would be doing me a HUGE favor. thanks!


From Me to ***********@**********.org

Hey, how's it going.

I'm a mechanic looking to do some work on the side, and I can probably help you out with your car. How bad is the damage to the car?

Mike

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Hi Mike. The damage isnt bad...my hood is bent and i think the headlight cracked...but I took it for an estimate and they told me i was looking at at least a couple thousand for repairs. im not sure if they are trying to rip me off so take a look if you want. sorry...this is the best picture i could get with my phone

thanks!

Attachment:
http://dontevenreply.com/images/maxima.JPG

From Me to Kristen ******:

Ouch...that doesn't look good, Kristen. From glancing at the picture, it is obvious you are going to need a new hood, fender, and headlight. It looks like your headlight is indeed cracked, and it looks like you probably severed the headlight fluid line as well. From the way the hood is bent, it looks like your transmission has been dislodged and will probably have to be replaced. Judging by the headlight damage, I may have to replace your headlight fluid pump as well, and I need to take out the motor to get to that. It is going to be a lot of work.

How much were you looking to spend to get this fixed?

From Kristen ****** to Me:

wow i didnt think it was that bad...do you think you can fix it? i cant afford to spend alot of money on this.

From Me to Kristen ******:

I can absolutely fix it. I can probably steal the parts you'll need from a junkyard, but you will have to post my bail if I get caught again. Last time, bail was about $400 and I had to pay another $500 fine after court. As for the labor, it is going to cost you about $1500. Replacing the headlight fluid pump is very difficult, and will probably take a lot of time to do. So you are looking at anywhere from $1500 to $2400.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

ok thanks anyway. that is too much for me...ill just deal with it for now i guess

From Me to Kristen ******:

Kristen, I strongly advise you to get this fixed immediately. You will not pass inspection without a headlight fluid pump, and it is very dangerous to be driving without one. It is very likely that your car could catch fire and explode while you are driving.

Look, I understand you are on a budget and I'd be willing to knock a couple hundred bucks off of the cost of labor if I can have your car's CD player. You won't get a better deal anywhere else.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

what?! the other guy didnt say anything like that. im going to get a few more opinions first, ill let you know. thanks

From Me to Kristen ******:

Don't take too long - your car is in immediate danger.

From Kristen ****** to Me:

I just called the auto center and they said there is no such thing as a headlight fluid pump...or headlight fluid...they were laughing...what is your problem douche bag?

From Me to Kristen ******:

Whoever you talked to there obviously has no idea what they are talking about. Look, you can see it in the picture, you are clearly leaking headlight fluid. I pointed it out in the attachment, it is what the red arrow is pointing to. You can see it leaking from the headlight.

Attachment:
http://dontevenreply.com/images/fluid.JPG

From Kristen ****** to Me:

Ok ass hole...thanks for wasting my time

From Me to Kristen ******:

Sorry for trying to save your life. You'll be sorry when that fluid ignites and makes your transmission explode while you are driving.


OMG I just almost died from laughing so hard!! Headlight Fluid pump!! Lol I'll need to scope this site when I'm off wprk

[xxthat girlxx]

You must check it out! I cry from laughing quite frequently with this guy. I boght hs book too. For $7.50 and free shipping I figured WHY NOT?!?

[djmatao]

the site is one guy replying to people? or like a collection of different peoples encounters with ridiculousness ?

[xxthat girlxx]

It's one guy who trolls craigslist for unsuspecting victims. Depending on the ad he depicts himself a different people. I love that website.

[MoN]

You must check it out! I cry from laughing quite frequently with this guy. I boght hs book too. For $7.50 and free shipping I figured WHY NOT?!?

What he has a book?! Is it different pranks from whats on the site?

[xxthat girlxx]

Yeah. Some is repeat but not all. It's $14 on sale for 1/2 off and I got free shipping when I ordered. Its worth it even for a few repeats and it's an easy read.

It's on the top right side of the website.

[djmatao]

OMG that was one of the funniest sites I've ever seen lol there is so much win on that site LOL